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Ruben Miranda
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It is that time

Post by Ruben Miranda »

Hello to all

Wishing all my NAR Family
A very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

May all of you eat well drink well and get what you need. :D

May our new year bring us another great racing season and may I be faster. :lol:

Ruben Hitman Miranda

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Hello everyone,
>I wanted to wish you all a Happy Holiday and share with you my great cookie
>recipe to ensure a great party! Hope you all try it and enjoy!!!! Please
>make sure to follow instructions exactly to ensure the perfect baking
>experience:)
>
>HO!HO!HO!
>
>Here is how to make my favorite Christmas cookies
>
>Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
>1 cup of water
>1 tsp baking soda
>1 cup of sugar
>1 tsp salt
>1 cup of brown sugar
>lemon juice
>4 large eggs
>1 cup nuts
>2 cups of dried fruit
>1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
>
>Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
>again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
>drink.
>
>Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
>Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
>At this point it's best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try another
>cup...just in case.
>
>Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
>the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor. Mix on the
>turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose
>with a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
>
>Next, sift two cups of salt, or somethng. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
>Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
>Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
>
>Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to
>beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
>Cose Jervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
>
>CHERRY MISTMAS! :lol: :lol:
I might not be fast, But I am ahead of you.
Ruben Hitman Miranda
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brad
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Location: Arlington, TX

Re: It is that time

Post by brad »

Hitman wrote:Break 2 leggs and strain your nuts.
ouch, this sounds like the last time i tried to cook with Lesley, almost broke a leg(i slipped on a droped egg) and she did actually joke about straining my nuts (yes it was laaate friday night, home from the bar trying to make brownies, umm, naked :)
Hitman wrote:beat off the turner.
luckily there was no video evidence


that was funny Ruben, im going to have to send that to some friends on myspace.
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Post by SteveB »

Thank You Hitman, and a very MERRY CHRISTMAS to you and ALL NAR members and your families and a very HAPPY NEW YEAR :) :)
FORZA FERRARI !!

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