www.chucknorrisfacts.com

killahead · Post by **killahead** » 04 Feb 2006, 10:39

Everything you need to know about Walker Texas Ranger!

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com

klaaz · Post by **klaaz** » 04 Feb 2006, 11:17

whahahaha this rules:)

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.

hilarious

killahead · Post by **killahead** » 04 Feb 2006, 12:16

Yeah I know! This might be the best site Ive ever visited, haha.

"There are two types of people in the world... people that suck, and Chuck Norris."

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper."

Steve · Post by **Steve** » 04 Feb 2006, 14:59

LOL Killa

carrera · Post by **carrera** » 04 Feb 2006, 17:25

Hahahahaha...very cool man very cool.(hippy slang).
Jesus turns water into wine then chuck norris turned that wine into beer and then....NAR MArk turned that beer into rubber skidmarks on ashphalt...hahaha...sorry couldn't resist...my favorite though is.Chuck norris roundhouses you so hard that it alters your DNA and future generations randomly grab their head and go"what the fuck was that"...hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
carrera

Kaali · Post by **Kaali** » 04 Feb 2006, 19:01

ROFL!

RAMBO GO HOME!

Good stuff!

killahead · Post by **killahead** » 04 Feb 2006, 20:35

hahaha! great one Carrera! and the Crop circles one is one of my favourites too! hehehe

"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

meoPHOENIX · Post by **meoPHOENIX** » 05 Feb 2006, 02:21

sirsmokealot · Post by **sirsmokealot** » 21 Feb 2006, 02:57

this is AMASING , was surposed to sleep HOURS ago , but saw the link and i been laughing my ass off for 2 solid hours , this is legendary

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killahead · Post by **killahead** » 21 Feb 2006, 09:57

yeah.....finally some love for Chuck Norris!

Those jokes work best when you are very tired, hahah

Steve · Post by **Steve** » 22 Feb 2006, 13:16

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.

killahead · Post by **killahead** » 24 Mar 2006, 20:53

check this out, hah!

http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/190 ... Facts.html