Carrera
Noone is blaming you. Some people might have been angry in the heat of the moment. But now with all facts noone is blaming you. We have to fix this. Seems like my connection is very fast in Sweden but seems to be worse to some other countries......damnit.
Anyway, we are trying to fix it so dont quit Carrera, PLEASE!!!
At least stay for the tests so we can se if its possible to fix.
/ Martin
DIV 1 RACE REPORT
Hello everyone.
I am kinda gettin better but still have been watching replay over and over.
Listen guys.It was a good try but it didn't work out in div 1...
I realize now that maybe div 1 drivers are blindingly fast and i would like to see if i could switch places with someone in div 2 that is faster for sure.
Damn i miss posting my messages...I just feel guilty as hell everytime i watch Dan's replay and then watch mine.I noticed that merc and i had similar probs.It may be better though if i was to switch down to div 2 or go altogether as i feel i would not really be in the points in div 1 in a no lag race...I'm not saying it was a mistake for Killa to give me th oportunity to be here in div 1 but with the drivers being so much faster than I.It would make more sense to give the seat to someone with blinding speed and more experience...Also after watching my replay i noticed that there are 3 people who are dragging the server down bad..
I will not mention any names out of respect for nar...
I could never be angry at anyone for this..I have a hard time getting angry at anything really.LOL...just ask my kids....
Dan's server rocks...but some people stole all the bandwidth and we(merc and others from north america)got left sucking the bottom of an empty milkshake container that was once full of bandwidth.
The end result?...well you see it in replay...totally depressing for carrera man.
I am a happy person(sometimes off the wall yesssss).
Why?
very briefly.an explanation..
5 years old..i ended up in the b.c children's hospital for a pain i have never felt again.All night i kept awake listening to other children crying and wondered who would be there in the morning and who wouldn't.
Morning came..the nurse came in and led me into a room where all the children were...i was totally stunned..even at five years old to see the bright sunshine in the room and everywhere a smiling face...could these be the kids i heard all night??...they were and they were all happy..blowing bubbles and coloring pics like nothing had ever happened..
You wonder why I am the way I am??
Because of that one morning..I have searched for every drop of happiness i could find all my life.
To me ..that morning will always be like it happened just yesterday...
My brother says that is pretty deep ...LOL...but I am also honest about life..I like to make people laugh like i do with my kids...
so there now you know me...
I don't bury my ex's under my house..well....maybe just one so far
and i will always..always write posts..no matter where...to make people laugh...
Now people...I do believe that the penalty for the race should be demotion.
It doesn't matter how or what happened..The rules are very clear in nar..
I do believe that i should work my way up again and keep trying and gaining experience.
Also i read about tober and smokey golfin LOL...
I may make mistakes in racing but i never do in golf
anyway thanx for listening i have to go back to work now...
FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carrera
I am kinda gettin better but still have been watching replay over and over.
Listen guys.It was a good try but it didn't work out in div 1...
I realize now that maybe div 1 drivers are blindingly fast and i would like to see if i could switch places with someone in div 2 that is faster for sure.
Damn i miss posting my messages...I just feel guilty as hell everytime i watch Dan's replay and then watch mine.I noticed that merc and i had similar probs.It may be better though if i was to switch down to div 2 or go altogether as i feel i would not really be in the points in div 1 in a no lag race...I'm not saying it was a mistake for Killa to give me th oportunity to be here in div 1 but with the drivers being so much faster than I.It would make more sense to give the seat to someone with blinding speed and more experience...Also after watching my replay i noticed that there are 3 people who are dragging the server down bad..
I will not mention any names out of respect for nar...
I could never be angry at anyone for this..I have a hard time getting angry at anything really.LOL...just ask my kids....
Dan's server rocks...but some people stole all the bandwidth and we(merc and others from north america)got left sucking the bottom of an empty milkshake container that was once full of bandwidth.
The end result?...well you see it in replay...totally depressing for carrera man.
I am a happy person(sometimes off the wall yesssss).
Why?
very briefly.an explanation..
5 years old..i ended up in the b.c children's hospital for a pain i have never felt again.All night i kept awake listening to other children crying and wondered who would be there in the morning and who wouldn't.
Morning came..the nurse came in and led me into a room where all the children were...i was totally stunned..even at five years old to see the bright sunshine in the room and everywhere a smiling face...could these be the kids i heard all night??...they were and they were all happy..blowing bubbles and coloring pics like nothing had ever happened..
You wonder why I am the way I am??
Because of that one morning..I have searched for every drop of happiness i could find all my life.
To me ..that morning will always be like it happened just yesterday...
My brother says that is pretty deep ...LOL...but I am also honest about life..I like to make people laugh like i do with my kids...
so there now you know me...
I don't bury my ex's under my house..well....maybe just one so far
and i will always..always write posts..no matter where...to make people laugh...
Now people...I do believe that the penalty for the race should be demotion.
It doesn't matter how or what happened..The rules are very clear in nar..
I do believe that i should work my way up again and keep trying and gaining experience.
Also i read about tober and smokey golfin LOL...
I may make mistakes in racing but i never do in golf
anyway thanx for listening i have to go back to work now...
FORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
carrera
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
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sirsmokealot
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LOL trust smokey to put me in a good mood..
So ilooked at the replay and was shocked to notice something on nar marks car...I looked at the back tires and realized that he had no back axles in between his tires...His whole back end was one big long tire...
sort of what they use on steamrollers kinda...
He came to me after the race all depressed and all..."I hit a deer on the track"..."what "i said?..."is it ok?"....
"I didn't look"..he says..."ok so did you see what color its eyes were?"..
"eyes???"..."ya eyes did you see th color?"
"no i was to busy drivin"...so i said"i know what color mark..they were blue"..."blue???"....."ya mark...one blew this way and one blew thataway"
hahaha
So ilooked at the replay and was shocked to notice something on nar marks car...I looked at the back tires and realized that he had no back axles in between his tires...His whole back end was one big long tire...
sort of what they use on steamrollers kinda...
He came to me after the race all depressed and all..."I hit a deer on the track"..."what "i said?..."is it ok?"....
"I didn't look"..he says..."ok so did you see what color its eyes were?"..
"eyes???"..."ya eyes did you see th color?"
"no i was to busy drivin"...so i said"i know what color mark..they were blue"..."blue???"....."ya mark...one blew this way and one blew thataway"
hahaha
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
So the officer pulls me over and says"you wer doing 110 in an 80 zone..
I looked up at him and said"i think it is lag ossiffer...i was actually doing 70,and no i haven't deen brinking lenny ralcohol"...
SO he let me go and i said to myself"he must have been a swedish ossifer"..they are so lenient wuu huuuu...
now in canada...they put you in jail...take away your license and then they ask you if you've been drinking...
las time i got pulled over he asked me if i've been drinking and i said"sorry ossifer..I smoke way to much pot too have time to drink and drive"here have a complimentary roachclip.....
honest its a true story...I swear on my exwifes grave(under house)....
carrera
I looked up at him and said"i think it is lag ossiffer...i was actually doing 70,and no i haven't deen brinking lenny ralcohol"...
SO he let me go and i said to myself"he must have been a swedish ossifer"..they are so lenient wuu huuuu...
now in canada...they put you in jail...take away your license and then they ask you if you've been drinking...
las time i got pulled over he asked me if i've been drinking and i said"sorry ossifer..I smoke way to much pot too have time to drink and drive"here have a complimentary roachclip.....
honest its a true story...I swear on my exwifes grave(under house)....
carrera
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
PSHHHHHHHHHHHHHAWWWWWWWWWW
thats the sound of me letting the air out of nar marks big back steamroller tire before next race...
shhhhh don't tell him though...i'd like to see him control that car now hahahaha...hit a deer....what'll he think of next.....
carrera
thats the sound of me letting the air out of nar marks big back steamroller tire before next race...
shhhhh don't tell him though...i'd like to see him control that car now hahahaha...hit a deer....what'll he think of next.....
carrera
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
It's luchtime for me...you poor bastards are probably sleeping right now..
I'm sure most of you snore too
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So anyways.I had to do it....I phoned up the "Midnight oil"escort service and tried to make an appointment for my ford escort...lube and oil plz...
She hung up...go figure...I was laughin anyway.
So i thought while i was on a roll i would totally destroy every moral fibre in my body and watch "the simpsons"you know...
The episode where Lisa gets expelled for sniffing glue cuz the bottle stuck to her face and Marge catches Homer giving Flanders the big Banana.
Marge comits suicide by putting her hair in a food processor( which takes awhile)but eventually gets the job done.Bart is mistaken for Drew carey and gets his own t.v.show.
I love this episode
I'm sure most of you snore too
.So anyways.I had to do it....I phoned up the "Midnight oil"escort service and tried to make an appointment for my ford escort...lube and oil plz...
She hung up...go figure...I was laughin anyway.
So i thought while i was on a roll i would totally destroy every moral fibre in my body and watch "the simpsons"you know...
The episode where Lisa gets expelled for sniffing glue cuz the bottle stuck to her face and Marge catches Homer giving Flanders the big Banana.
Marge comits suicide by putting her hair in a food processor( which takes awhile)but eventually gets the job done.Bart is mistaken for Drew carey and gets his own t.v.show.
I love this episode
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
And so my friends life is not always fair.....
The psycho little latina biatch i have been seeing on the side phoned my latest girlfriend today.Told her i was seeing her at same time...so i get home and she's got a butcher knife in her hand and i say"so like...who's for dinner"and the i ran far far away at high speed.Way faster than mark can drive.SO anyway after i came back and buried that biatch under my house I did some thinking about the little Latino trouble maker(Tina).
And i thought ..you know...i think she would be perfect for (nar)Steve.
What do you think...oh right you guys are sleeping...
So always remember gents:1 psycho chick is worth 2 chicks in the bush..
and 2 chicks in the bush might even make you forget about the 1 psycho one..
guess it depends on how nice the bush is too...
The psycho little latina biatch i have been seeing on the side phoned my latest girlfriend today.Told her i was seeing her at same time...so i get home and she's got a butcher knife in her hand and i say"so like...who's for dinner"and the i ran far far away at high speed.Way faster than mark can drive.SO anyway after i came back and buried that biatch under my house I did some thinking about the little Latino trouble maker(Tina).
And i thought ..you know...i think she would be perfect for (nar)Steve.
What do you think...oh right you guys are sleeping...
So always remember gents:1 psycho chick is worth 2 chicks in the bush..
and 2 chicks in the bush might even make you forget about the 1 psycho one..
guess it depends on how nice the bush is too...
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
SO now that i don't have a girlfreind..
I am going to the bar to get me some...ya get me some...and get into more trouble...thats what i live for...it's a good thing i don't get too attached anymore cuz I am a one man wrecking crew...
Trish was pretty cool until she stopped rolling for me while i was racing...the nerve...and now she is gone and i get to partayyyy again.
Well..it was a nice bush while it lasted...did i say that?...I meant a nice relationship..ya thats the ticket...
"A nice Bush"..that doesn't mean the president of the United States either
ha
I am going to the bar to get me some...ya get me some...and get into more trouble...thats what i live for...it's a good thing i don't get too attached anymore cuz I am a one man wrecking crew...
Trish was pretty cool until she stopped rolling for me while i was racing...the nerve...and now she is gone and i get to partayyyy again.
Well..it was a nice bush while it lasted...did i say that?...I meant a nice relationship..ya thats the ticket...
"A nice Bush"..that doesn't mean the president of the United States either
ha
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
I got it I got it....
A Dwarf throw competition for all 20 drivers in div 1...
Simple really...don't know why i didn't think of it before....
We all stand in a big circle with our backs turned to each other and then
on the count of 3 we turn and throw our dwarves at each other...yaaaa..
rules are simple...they have to be goodlooking but short female dwarves with big hooters and no clothes on.That way noone can cheat and the winner who knocks over the other nar members gets a big dwarf orgy with all the Dwarves that are not injured in the throw...I say this is for div 1 because I think sirsmokealot would somehow get ahold of all the other dwarves and drive em all back to his loveshack..Which would leave all the others in nar 2 wondering wtf? happened..cept for Steve of course ..Tina is in a box on her way to his house
she should get there about the same time as dwarf competion...
I don't remember cutting airholes in the box though
A Dwarf throw competition for all 20 drivers in div 1...
Simple really...don't know why i didn't think of it before....
We all stand in a big circle with our backs turned to each other and then
on the count of 3 we turn and throw our dwarves at each other...yaaaa..
rules are simple...they have to be goodlooking but short female dwarves with big hooters and no clothes on.That way noone can cheat and the winner who knocks over the other nar members gets a big dwarf orgy with all the Dwarves that are not injured in the throw...I say this is for div 1 because I think sirsmokealot would somehow get ahold of all the other dwarves and drive em all back to his loveshack..Which would leave all the others in nar 2 wondering wtf? happened..cept for Steve of course ..Tina is in a box on her way to his house
she should get there about the same time as dwarf competion...
I don't remember cutting airholes in the box though
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
that's a pretty damn good connection carrera. mine is 240up, 2500 down.....and I did fine in my race. and the minimum is 128up.....which you surpass by lots. I don't understand how this could be unless your internet was malfunctioning. well, hey....maybe everyone should test there speed and ping at http://www.pcpitstop.com before they join the servers, to see if there internet is working right. and if the site doesn't work for the European drivers, I really don't know where to look. but I'm no expert. alot of you probably no more than me, and will probably correct me on some stuff I said....but I'm prepared to be educated 
Hey Erick,
not bad driving last night...Your pretty quick even at the old german track.
Now about that"MONTOYA"guy.He seriously needs some baby buggy bumpers.He was like all ove r the road and wahckin everybody because of his childish driving.
Doh...what an idiot though...He asks me if i use any aids..perhaps he didn't read the name(nar) in front of our names...
Cablex4 is a decent guy.why he would let someone like that in i have no idea...Like a Bull in a china shop....
I think he had this game mixed up with "smash up Derby"...LO
not bad driving last night...Your pretty quick even at the old german track.
Now about that"MONTOYA"guy.He seriously needs some baby buggy bumpers.He was like all ove r the road and wahckin everybody because of his childish driving.
Doh...what an idiot though...He asks me if i use any aids..perhaps he didn't read the name(nar) in front of our names...
Cablex4 is a decent guy.why he would let someone like that in i have no idea...Like a Bull in a china shop....
I think he had this game mixed up with "smash up Derby"...LO
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
yeah, lol.....I think he's more ignorant than anything else. Montoya isn't trying to be a jerk, he's just so bad that he his one. I kept my distant for the first corner(from him especially). I saw him like 15 to 20 feet behind you and Gringo....then wahla -like a retarded jerk! he cuts right through the first corner and plows right into you....and you spun and probably lost all of your wings. I was thinking, "what an idiot"...."carrera is going to be swearing big time for that one" as you should have. I think he might have had lag....but if he didn't that's just retarded. but hey, if he wouldn't cut the frickin' track. there was no excuse reguardless. about my speed at the old hock track.... I was going for some 1:16 laps in qualifying but I was just a little rusty on the track, so i screwed up alot.
I think he might have had lag....but if he didn't that's just retarded. but hey, if he wouldn't cut the frickin' track. there was no excuse reguardless. about my speed at the old hock track.... I was going for some 1:16 laps in qualifying but I was just a little rusty on the track, so i screwed up alot.Well Erick,
Maybe MONTOYA thought he was playing freelancer and would make a whole pile of cash if he targeted me...as for the swearing.He did it all didn't he?LOL..musta used the "f"word 50 times in first 2 lap...
I am a little miffed at this cablex4 guy though for laughing when i got ko'ed sveral times...I refrain from swearing...I say things like...
"Your mother does the entire marine corps in her skivvies"..or
"If I wanted an enema I would have went to the hospital"..or
"that is the biggest hemmoroid I have ever seen on a race track"..or
my fave..."I hope you wear a rubber cuz you just f..... me over good"
anyway..that beats swearing...
Still some decent driving by you Erick..you will fit right in...
See you online m8
carey
Maybe MONTOYA thought he was playing freelancer and would make a whole pile of cash if he targeted me...as for the swearing.He did it all didn't he?LOL..musta used the "f"word 50 times in first 2 lap...
I am a little miffed at this cablex4 guy though for laughing when i got ko'ed sveral times...I refrain from swearing...I say things like...
"Your mother does the entire marine corps in her skivvies"..or
"If I wanted an enema I would have went to the hospital"..or
"that is the biggest hemmoroid I have ever seen on a race track"..or
my fave..."I hope you wear a rubber cuz you just f..... me over good"
anyway..that beats swearing...
Still some decent driving by you Erick..you will fit right in...
See you online m8
carey
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""
yes Erick.
I will stay at NAR as long as I am accepted.
The race in question is long gone and I am not going to go into a race room again if i see a ping over 400.That would be the smart thing for me to do I think.It is just too much fun racing with the NAR guys,
I joined 2 other leagues in North America,and no lag problems whatsoever.I am actually hosting 1 of them (head guy is away)and still haven't seen a ping over 150 with 12 guys running.
Funny thing about the nar race though.In testing everything went fine.So what happened in race?.Why was the room ping so high?
Still have no answer for that but will keep trying anyway.
I think it will all work out eventually...driving 3 leaugues gets me loads of practise and makes me a much safer driver(not that i wasn't before)..
ok maybe all forums look similar and i get confused wher i am posting ..
but i will straighten that all out too eventually..
You keep rippin up that track Erick.I will see you online soon m8
carrera
I will stay at NAR as long as I am accepted.
The race in question is long gone and I am not going to go into a race room again if i see a ping over 400.That would be the smart thing for me to do I think.It is just too much fun racing with the NAR guys,
I joined 2 other leagues in North America,and no lag problems whatsoever.I am actually hosting 1 of them (head guy is away)and still haven't seen a ping over 150 with 12 guys running.
Funny thing about the nar race though.In testing everything went fine.So what happened in race?.Why was the room ping so high?
Still have no answer for that but will keep trying anyway.
I think it will all work out eventually...driving 3 leaugues gets me loads of practise and makes me a much safer driver(not that i wasn't before)..
ok maybe all forums look similar and i get confused wher i am posting ..
but i will straighten that all out too eventually..
You keep rippin up that track Erick.I will see you online soon m8
carrera
Quote"Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer .The end""