normal , WELL If u take the road i live on , NOW we take ALL blonde girls !
ON the road we have 5 blonde girls. 2 with A size tits.and 2 with D size and 1 C size ! so normal MUST be average of em all ! THAT cant be showed on MY road so i TAKE em ALL

(i am waiting for tobbet RIGHT NOW so i am BORED , AND when bored LAME stuff come ) above is SHIT!
this is a AUTENTIC 911 school alarm ! THE 2nd febuary 1997 in SØNDERBORG HIGHSCHOOL ! WITH me as head witness
THE day started NORMAL , i went to school AS allways 10 mins late !
at the way to school i met my good friend and 1 of the most respected grafitti painters in that town , we both did stkateboarding so we talked well together ! we headed to SCHOOL entrance and LARS said , "damm i didnt make my homework"a lightening struk to me DAMM neither did i

with empty notebooks we entered class ! we was OFFCOURSE sorry we was 15 mins late
CLASS started again , and we found our unused books. the teacher got MAD allready there, so he was stressed out. he started talk about some stupid text and lars wanted some FUN , so he took a pencil and made a line on my arm , well i needed revenge from THAT stunt so i w8ted 10 mins , and then i gave him a right hook to the kidneys , AGAIN to break class attention from teacher as lars went sideway down the chair , and rolled up like a scared worm , trying to breathe he began laugh . TEACHER SAID what the fuck u guys doing , he started turn redfaced .
15 mins later THE final offensive attack was made , i was trying to follow class to avoid get too many problems , BUT its was IMPOSSIBLE after Lars put a needle in my hand , i dunno what its called but its used to make circles a needle and a pen combined ! i yelled like hell WHAT THE FUCK UR DOING , and THEN i started laugh like hell , the situation was so absurd and painfull i couldnt stop laugh

TEACHER just FROZE and after 30 seconds TOTAL silence from him he started with a BABYS cry face , WHY CANT U TAKE ME SERIOUS and he didnt stop complain in 5 mins , after 5 min he was TOTALLY done WHIMPED out the door TOTALLY sweaty and still tears on cheeks , went to head office and me and lars was expelled for 1 WEEK WUUUUUHAAAA , superb . 7 days NO school , we returned not prepared as usual , and Lars and me ENTERED english class again , THERE he was again, from that time on it ALL became a big laugh in HOLE class and HE (teacher ) left crying again without say 1 SINGLE WORD ...
WHAT DO U LEARN FROM THIS ?????? Dont get job as teacher !
