No Aids Racing

YA i thought that header would get your attention..wuu huuuu..LOL...
Several ideas have been coming to me about the next years racing season.Unfortunately I am baked right now and can't remember or feel a thing..whew..thank god for that..now..I do have a seriuos question though of course that just came to mind...How come when a girl has an orgasm...she always holds her breath...the poor guy(me) thinks she is dying of suffocation or having a freakin anhurism when she is actually having a great time...is it just me....every girlfreind i have had does this...
I was going to ask my Dwarf if his girlfreind does this but he is passed out face first in the kitty litter box...my cat doesn't look to happy about it either...but seriously...I think i will just get an oxygen mask for my girlfreind during sex..."here honey..put this on ok"...i'm sure i will get the reply..."and just what the fuck is that"...and sex will end for me for a bit again...LOL...Its always nice to have a backup #&%$#(nice lady)but thinking about it...she holds her breath too...damn I am in a serious dillema here...I'll just have to talk to my Dwarf(plastered)when he wakes up from his kitty litter binge
carrera

well the little weasel woke up...
I asked him about his girlfreind and he said not only does she hold her breath....she also rolls her eyes into the back of her head and her head spins around a couple of times and she kinda cackles like a witch...
I said thats because she is a witch remember...I can't stand her so she's gotta be...always coming here and drinking my hydrogen pyroxide like its going out of style and wanting to go chase rabbits constantly.well....
After hearing this from plastered I now assume that all women are stupid yep...just plain stupid and gullible...except for my mother...and her mother..anyone else just sucks the big one...
anyway that is all from todays column by carrera and plastered
have a great day
carrera