No Aids Racing

Hey everybody,
First i want to thank laavy and cart and che for moving over for the leaders and plugging along as long as they could.Nice racing guys...
THE START:
the start went pretty well and everyone got away clean..well almost..(NAR)Mercury looks like he had his TC kick out after about 5th gear and he spun before the first corner(not sure if thats what happened though.
He did an absolutely well executed 360 degree spin and started on pit lane(whether he liked it or not) and kept going without any damage whatsoever.Good one merc...Che lap 2 corner 2 loses it under braking while Mag and I try to turn Laavy into a rabbit salad sandwich.We both fail and laavy spins and gets going again(sorry m8)..
Also in turn 2 Alx punts samy into next weekend and heads for the penalty box(2 minutes for roughing)...

Lg and TK tangle at the hairpin and that allows mark to slip on by...
Mag had a bad entry into the hairpin and does some major damage to his car .At this point the order is:
Tackman...alx....mark...TK...LG...KILLA..me ..and Mr.G...
Alx spins in turn 2 allowing Mark to take over second place.....
Now MArk is going like a raped ape trying to catch Tackman....
All this time while the racing is heated up front...Nar merc has taken over 9th place and Dan the man is in tenth....
Alx comes in for his stop and go for hitting samy and gets another penalty for swearing and cursing so much at the officials...(2 minutes ..Bitching)..
Lap 5 and Dantheman passes Nar merc for 9th place...
Meanwhile Alx has managed to grab one of the officials from his cockpit and is beating him with his helmet when his pit board lifts and he is away...running oevr the officials foot at the same time...

Lap 6 and MArk passes Tackman coming out of hairpin and takes over first place..Cart andretti crashes just before pit lane and pits without any wheel damage.../
order now:::tack...mark...lgl...killa...TK...Carrera...alx..and Dantheman
rounding out the top 8
I pit on the same lap as alx...he passes me as i hit rpm limiter but he goes into my pit...I get out of my car...kick his rear wing off..and shove him into his pit ...giving him the finger as he hit my lolipop holder guy...
I get out of the pits clean and they hold alx for a sound violation(screaming too loud at officials)..they hold him for 30 more seconds.
and i go ahead scott free throwing out my rabbits foot for lighter weight.
Meanwhile everyone is settling in for the rest of the race distance...

I yell at my pitcrew to go get me another beer but realize that she is fast asleep..so i scream until she wakes up and tell her to go get me a beer...
It's hard to drive with a golf club wrapped around your neck and a screaming woman slamming doors on her way out.
Anyway the backmarkers were great as this battle is going on...moving over to let the faster guys thru.....
Nar Mag having a bad day already has to opt out on lap 17 with suspension failure.
And Dantheman loses his left brake around the lap 25 mark and breaks the challenge off with me(he was faster).Was a good battle though for all.
The end result being ..Mark winning with LGL 2nd and tack 3rd
Killa 4th..T Karlson 5th....Carrera(me)6th...alx 7th...and DANtheman 8th..

The stewards have decided to give alx a penalty for hungary race.
They have decided to take his points from next race and give them to me..
I had nothing to do with that decision..nothing at all...
Killa either or Mark....
I did overhear alx talking with stewards about the penalty....
the words he used are too much for our nar virgin ears to listen too..
something about a shotgun...a shovel...and a soft dirt foundation under his house.....
I have no idea what he meant...but i'm sure it was a nice gesture.
ok i'm going to go workout now...lifting beer to my mouth MUhahahaha
carrera

Hahahaha Carrera nice report M8

AAAHAHAHAHA!!!

You got everything right in the report except for one thing at the end. The bit about the soft dirt foundation....its actually under your house
Oh, and I wasnt taking to the stewards about them it was about a fellow contender...

Carrera you write "the start went pretty well and everyone got away clean.." and what about your hit me ( I lost my rear wing).
In race you hit P.Gardewall and he spun and what I see in replay where is your drive through? Finally I see in replay that you drove out behind lines (frequently maybe even all time).
I ask a question - WE ARE RULES OR WE ARENT.

SORRY FOR MY ENGLISH !!

WE HAVE RULES OR WE HAVENT?

Alx wrote:Oh, and I wasnt taking to the stewards about them it was about a fellow contender...

Maybe about the one that took your rear wing off in the pits, which made your crew hold you an extra 30s?

I'm sure Carrera will get his punishment for the constant off-track excursions (Carrera, the rules apply both during qual and race, and you are not supposed to drive outside the curbs, especially not every single lap), but you Alx were a bit of a clutz since you took his pit-spot.

/Daniel

This is for all to know about racing Mark...he dont pass us by racing...we let him by (otherwise he usually take off the rearwing or spins u around).

hey Tack......it is hard to pass

tackman wrote:This is for all to know about racing Mark...he dont pass us by racing...we let him by (otherwise he usually take off the rearwing or spins u around).

That's not fair! I remember some yellow cars doing the same to Mark a few times. The only problem with Mark in this respect is his attitude - touching is never OK and you cannot call it a "normal race incident" unless it really is only bad luck. But as I said, Mark is not the only one...

/Daniel

hahah.....i saw the replay......and it looks like you were realy scarred of mark tackman . ...you let him pass so easely .....You robed mark from the 1 and only fight in the whoooooole race.....you should be ashamed of yourself hehehe just joking around , wel done guys it was fun watching the replay.....congrats too Mark for another convincing victory!!
cya guys in boedapest

l must agree Tackman ..........That one who say that Mark is a Racer ....
dont no what that is
l told Mark before the Race were he cold pass me so that l cold have my wings in place. Very funny...............ore???

DanTheMan wrote:

tackman wrote:This is for all to know about racing Mark...he dont pass us by racing...we let him by (otherwise he usually take off the rearwing or spins u around).

Dan wrote:

That's not fair! I remember some yellow cars doing the same to Mark a few times. The only problem with Mark in this respect is his attitude - touching is never OK and you cannot call it a "normal race incident" unless it really is only bad luck. But as I said, Mark is not the only one...

/Daniel

THX for your words Dan

Fredde...when you got angst when im behind you, then MOVE OVER! HAHAHAHAHA jejeje Fredde..is ok...I quitted the NAR League because you got angst when im behind you! (hehe) lol

I cant say about that! Whats your prob???
I had a clean race yesteday!!! And i had clean races in fortime!!!

You had mistakes in fortime. I had mistakes in fortime! Im not the only one. And Fredde, not WE let him by, YOU let me by!!!
I think you CANT see that im faster as you! I was fast in the last game,
and i am fast in this new game, that galls you, or??
And when you ask me, then i only can say: That´s envy!!!

I HAVENT crashes for a LONG time!!!

And plz....stop to bawl "MAARK HERE AND MAARK THERE"
or in future i bawl return and have one eye on a other driver here!!
I HAVENT mistakes for a LONG time.
It can happen by everybody, you too, but that is not the aim!!!

After every races, such stupids unneeded discussionen...jejejeje

keep racing
Mark

hehehehe u are funny MARK

I have said many times that u are a VERY fast driver (fastest I think) but u are the lousiest racer i ever had the pleasure to drive against
U know why people do mistakes when u are behind???its because they think they will be rammed.

As u did in Canada... No times displayed for u (means that u are DQ)sending me into the wall at pitstraight...dont take your drivethrugh...continues racing until the pitstop and disturb the other drivers race...I can NOT imagine whats going around in your head

And yes Mostwanted...I agree.. I should be ashamed to let Mark pass without racing...hopefully the quals work in the future,that will put MArk in the pole..and since the laws of gravitation dont seem to effect MARK (with fuel) no one can keep up with him!!!problem solved

Fredde...
I dont understanding your Porblem! I crashed in canada into you heck.
You crashed in brazil in me! Thats are old things! I think you have a Prob!
I had 4 or 5 crashed so long i been in NAR.

Since im so fast, thats was the beginning such stupids discussionen.
And i ask again, Whats your Prob??? I had clean races the last 4 races, and now you coming and tell me that you have angst when i behind you???
And Fredde...not PEOPLE doing mistake when im behind there, YOU doing mistake and got angst when im behind you. IN CANADA was the only one where i crash in your heck. Also, dont tell such bullshit!!! ALX, Samy or other fast drivers are cool! When you got angst, then isit your PROB...keep cool

And im a lousiest driver??? Then i ask me, why im so fast and why i can win races? (aah right, everybody moving over ) You can say me what you want Fredde, but you are green for envy!!! And careful Fredde, it won´t easy for you to win this championchip, then im behind you! hehe

MOVE OVER

keep racing
Mark

time will tell...
Maybe I am just a grumpy old man

AAAAAAAAARRRGGGH

What wiil the time tell??? What do you want to prove here??? That im a crash driver??? Or i make other drivers angst??? What for a incident had you with me???
I had a clean race!! And i had clean races in fortime! And the only one where i crashed into you, was in Canada! You need a Doctor!

And when he go to a doctor and the doctor ask him whats his Prob, then answer "MOVE OVER". hehe



keep racing
Mark

LIsten JAckos and others ,
There is no way in hell that what i saw in dans replay is my atittude in driving in nar.
You know that i do not purposely drive into people especially when i am not fighting for championship.
What i saw here i CAnad and what you saw on Dan's replay may make it look like i am the worst driver in the nar league but that is total bullshit.
In f1 2002 i tagged ferdi and never lived it down.It was not my intention to whack people in race ..I didn't see any of that shit happening.I did my best and in the replay of Dans i was all over the road.Don't you think i would have spun being on the grass like that?The only place that i should have incurred any penalty was in the pits.I was wondering and looking back at what happened to alx and went over line.
oh and thatnx TK for the whack of messages asking me not to quit.
It's kinda like leaving home and turning around to see a door slammed in your face...thats what i feel like today..but i will get over it....

And i can truly understand everyones anger and disapointment....
I really should have just kicked out when i saw several cars floating above the starting grid.
Also the room was pinged at 771 sveral times before i jioned.
So if the room was that laggy before i got in ....it just got worse when i joined.I am still stunned looking at the replay(no coments about the stunned part plz).Also with a ping of 771 someone else was dragging down the whole game...I had the option of not going into the room but i went anyway and looked what happened..I didn't even get to see most of it...until i saw Dan's replay....Also remembering that a few minutes before i was in nar bigmacs room with a ping of 178...I don't think that was enough to lag down the whole game..nar merc seen weird stuff happen as well as he is 400 miles from me....I really don't think its me who has to fix connection ...i am constant 480 up and 3700 down...
i don't know maybe we should test each person ?