Carrera going crazy
Posted: 21 Apr 2009, 10:18
Hey! Look what i found when browsing the forum. This made my day Thx carrera! Its a few years old...
carrera wrote:Hey alx.
Are you gonna replace David coulthard in 2005??
I'd like to see you in a formula 1 car with a heartrate over 230 and a permanent smile on your face...You know...Something like the Joker from Batman...or maybe Homer Simpson with his tongue hanging out....ya thats it...Get some video footage of that Mac...
Honestly though...How many Jobs are there where you can have that much fun and still call it a job...I guess theres always gynecology too but you need all these degrees and stuff for that...My favorite job would be a hooter firmness tester for Hooters restaraunt in the states...yep an actual inspector of hooters...You won't crash into a wall in this job..or run out of gas(I know i wouldn't)...and they would actually pay me to do it...along with a fresh supply of viagra for my other job..testing out hooters girls in the bedroom...yep and when she says she won't take anything less than 8 inches I will reply"I ain't folding it in half for anybody"...LOL
ok back to the subject at hand..racing..and hooters girls...ok racing..sheeesh...you see what you are missing alx..
In formula 1 you get to sit in a low car and stare at the number girls nice curves...I bet you don't get to do that now eh??....
p.s. I have no idea what p.s means but p.m.s i do know..thats why my foundation under house is made up of old exes....
carrera
carrera wrote:Yo m8's
I've been thinking about this tire war thingy...
Michelin and bridgestone...firestone and goodyear...all big names..I think the next one will be mcdonaldstone tires..Think about that.They have money to burn on rubber.All the proceeds from their new Mckitten sandwich can fund the tire company end.They already know how to make rubber..Just eat one of their burgers and you will see...great compound for pavement I think..just get rid of the lettuce and tomato and bun and voila...ready for hungary...just need a whole bunch of them smeltered into a tire and Fernando Alonzo would be lapped and Micheal schumacher lapped twice for sure.The cool part is...you could eat the tire afterwards to avoid stewards from checking tire width...wouldn't that be cool...and for extra tread width in hungary the code word is...Supersize it...well over 295 mm of tread width for hungary...great now i'm hungry...I think I will go to the AandW instead...hey how about .....AlbertandWalterstone tires?
they are rich as well...oh and burgerstone tires (burger King)...it makes sense doesn't it....you get stoned...you eat a burger or 3...hense burgerstone tires....It would be a great watching burgerstone compete with michelinstone tires...ya..take that ferrari...and I can eat my tire afterwards if I'm hungry...man I think of everything...
oh ya Italy...well...My times in Italy are horrible due to the large amounts of thc and beer in my system.Trying to drive down 3 roads at once have caused me problems as I occasionally turn down the wrong road which leads to.....you guessed it....a dead end...
and trying to figure out which 100 sign to brake at ...welll...
needless to say ... I am writing because the Dwarf throw was delayed due to rain...so I am bored sorry ...
ok now I am bored and stoned...wellll...
M3 rocks ...yaaaaa.....
carrera(I wouldn't bury my avatar under the house..wuu huuu)