O boy ive been so happy that we didnt had these damn dwarves all over the place here for the last couple of years. But someone just had to bring them back again it seems, well i guess i have to open the cage again and release some of my famous dwarves.
Ofcoourse you all thought you had to be precise with them, well thats actualy not true at all. I prefer the clever dwarves lol, you just throw them anywhere you want and they do the trick. I suggest kaffe to have a look in his cockpit, perhaps he finds a old grumpy dwarve stuck between his pedals!!
Ive also released some special USA and Canadien dwarves, they have some trouble with overweight lol, yeah ofcourse thats a world wide problem probably related with those mcbrick stone tyres what you where talking about C,.. dont eat them!! Anyway suggest you guys from the other side of the pond to have a check in ur cockpits as well, i bed some of those USA and Canadien dwarves will be found with overweight hopefully you will be able to get them out the cockpit without having to cut them out lol
I think it will save you a few seconds in speed slowpokes
Drago also lacks pace dramaticly, i per accidently threw a dwarve into his cockpit he probably didnt noticed. And shall i tell you something, it was a Italian dwarve, yup Italians and F1,.. doesnt combine so realy well and is granted for fiasco and funny moments you should watch the italian dwarve throw competetion o boy i hope youre stomach will survive that one.
Last year i wasn't much around here and i was never able to threw some dwarves at the car from Fredrik, well as you all know he is so damned fast so i wouldnt be fast enough at all to get one in at his car.
Perhaps i should hire Ron McDwarve, he knows all about cheating i bet he knows a way to stop Avatar and Fredrik from being so fast. And shall i tell you something, i dont know who it was but there is another person in this league making use of the famous engine dwarves who killed my engine at China.
I hope it was not you C, thought we would keep this secret secret lol,. now i just had to tell this guys,.. big relieve.
Gosh, now talking about this i do miss Sir smoke a bit and some of the old buddies.