No Aids Racing

I was going out for a beer (codename for icq) with one of the Mclaren drivers, and we discussed means to improve cars, templates and racing in general. Just when we where to go home, Jean Todt and his boyfrend Steven came in to the same bar. Jean immidiatly got very pissed, and his face got really red. He started swinging like a maniac, and called me a traitor. I of caurse responded with a quick combination of hooks and finished with a kidney stroke, unfortounalty sending Jean to the hospital. Team got really annoyed at me, although my codriver "The itallian stallion" was very supportive of me. Just about then Ron Dennis contacted me and offered some serious money together with promises of his first driver getting his act together (my friend from the bar). He also presented me with some stylish details for the new mclaren, or as it will be called this year in NAR, VOLVO. To make a long story short, he gave me lots of money to come to VOLVO for this season - an offer i with my very questionable economy couldn't afford to let go. And Todt was just pleased to be able to contract Ingo Hamilton for Ferrari 2007.

The road now lays open for the new Team VOLVO Sweden, and next step for us is to get hold of the style guru Steve-andy B Warhol to do some work on our car (only 15 minutes or so m8 ), and we are really feeling good and looking forwards towards a run at the championship this year.

Thanks to this incident, teams are now as follows
Ferrari:
The Italian Stallion
Ingo Hamilton

VOLVO-Mclaren
Killahead
Kaffe Räikkönen (im gonna go ahead and claim this title since i live 150km from the finnish border hehe)

Sincierly / Kaffe "Zlatan" Räikkönen

hahaha,

thats a way tu get a seat m8, hope u get enough fun in mclaren as i did,
me and ron dennis did a nice talking and decide tu shake hands and see what the futere brings up, lol

owke have cyaaa,


Ingo Hamilton

Yeah baby.

It was nice to share this pre-season with you Ingo, even though I wasn't on track much, Ron Dennis gave me a lot of time off on account of many years in the business....

Team VOLVO will rule the planet!

Mr Coffe, you have to lead the way though.....I am a *hrm*"little"*hrm* behind on my winter training

killahead wrote:Mr Coffe, you have to lead the way though.....I am a *hrm*"little"*hrm* behind on my winter training

Killa's doing 1-Sex, 2-drugs and 3-Rock'n Roll + 4-NAR... humm, Four distraction is too mutch, you have to drop one Good luck!

i think i got mr Warhol a bit exited to try his wings with a new VOLVO.Mclaren livery, hope it falls out well!

Well Flow.....I can drop TWO of them right away.....one from lack of oportunity and one from lack of "interest"......you figure out which two it is

Np, i wish you one, and keep off the other one

KILLA and KAFF,

RON DENNIS called me and is expecting the roll out of the NEW VOLVO McLAREN tomorrow.

Sorry was that Team VULVA or VOLVO, I'm sorry my swedish is a little rusty.

I didn't know that word .......looked it up on Wikipedia and to my surprise a big pic of the female....uhm ....the....yeah....u know....was right there (that means I finally got the Seinfeld joke.....100 years later )

Very exiting now, rollout in 2 minutes. Cant wait to try the new one!

EDIT

Pictures from the Launch of the new VOLVO livery in COOP ARENA, LULEÅ 17/3-07!!