Todays Funny's
hilarious
I may be slow, but at least I'm consistantly slow !
- Coffeemachine
- Posts: 775
- Joined: 21 Oct 2006, 21:02
- Location: Luleå
- Contact:
Perfect Wal Mart Greeter
A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks
into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing
flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the
kids,she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."
into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming
obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing
flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the
kids,she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome
to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The
oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you
think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."
I may be slow, but at least I'm consistantly slow !
- Ruben Miranda
- Posts: 1631
- Joined: 05 Dec 2004, 17:33
- Favorite team: Ferrari
- Location: So. Calif
Hehehehehe
Hello
Now that is funny LMAO
Hitman
Now that is funny LMAO
Hitman
I might not be fast, But I am ahead of you.
Ruben Hitman Miranda
Ruben Hitman Miranda
- Ruben Miranda
- Posts: 1631
- Joined: 05 Dec 2004, 17:33
- Favorite team: Ferrari
- Location: So. Calif
Another funny
Hello
This is a football thing but I think it would work wit any sport of your liking.
It is really funny.
tequila
>What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
This is a football thing but I think it would work wit any sport of your liking.
It is really funny.
tequila
>What happens when you:
1) have nothing to do
2) own a sharp knife
3) have a large lime
4) own a patient cat
5) drink too much tequila
6) and it's football season?
- Attachments
-
- tequila.bmp (702.98 KiB) Viewed 2808 times
I might not be fast, But I am ahead of you.
Ruben Hitman Miranda
Ruben Hitman Miranda