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Steve
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hilarious

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I may be slow, but at least I'm consistantly slow !
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klaaz
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whahahahaaaa thats a brave bugs bunny!!!!the world is upside down nowadays
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philmax
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:lol: very very strange :lol: but very funny
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hyahahahah so funny
[12:19:47]Dropkick: somebody tried to mug me once
[12:19:59]Dropkick: but i was so drunk i did not understand
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Steve
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Perfect Wal Mart Greeter

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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks

into Wal-Mart with her two kids in tow, screaming

obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

She's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy t-shirt with holes in it and wearing

flip-flops exposing her cracked and filthy toenails. When she yells at the

kids,she exposes her yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.



The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome

to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"



The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The

oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you

think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"



"No", replies the greeter, "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice."
I may be slow, but at least I'm consistantly slow !
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Ruben Miranda
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Hehehehehe

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Hello
Now that is funny LMAO :lol:

Hitman 8)
I might not be fast, But I am ahead of you.
Ruben Hitman Miranda
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Ruben Miranda
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Another funny

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Hello
This is a football thing but I think it would work wit any sport of your liking.
It is really funny.

tequila

>What happens when you:

1) have nothing to do

2) own a sharp knife

3) have a large lime

4) own a patient cat

5) drink too much tequila

6) and it's football season?
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I might not be fast, But I am ahead of you.
Ruben Hitman Miranda
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