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Life Explained

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Hello Guys
Thought I would explain life to you I am sure you have ?.

Here is a explainaion for you.
Creation

On the first day, God created the dog and said: "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years."

The dog said: "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?"

So God agreed.

On the second day, God created the monkey and said: "Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a twenty-year lifespan."

The monkey said: "Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog did?"

And God agreed.

On the third day, God created the cow and said: "You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years."

The cow said: "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?"

And God agreed again.

On the fourth day, God created man and said: "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years."

But man said: "Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back; that makes eighty, okay?"

"Okay," said God, "You asked for it."

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has now been explained to you
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Post by Steve »

LOL Ruben, thanks for enlightening us !!
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Post by Flow »

Lol! How far are you from sitting on the front porch and bark at everyone. :mrgreen:
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LOL

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Flow Wrote:
How far are you from sitting on the front porch and bark at everyone
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:lol: I do that now :lol:

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hehehehe :mrgreen:
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whahaha I lost faith long time ago.... but this is a truth as a cow we would say in dutch.....
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Post by carrera »

Very insightful Hitman.One thing though you forgot.For those who live longer than eighty years i;e...my family(105 tops so far).The last 20years or so you spend laughing your ass off at the young ones who are in their forty year stretch supporting family and slaving away thinking.Man ,I am glad that shits overwith...and then you die...hahaha....
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