Carrera going crazy

[Coffeemachine]

Hey! Look what i found when browsing the forum. This made my day Thx carrera! Its a few years old...

Hey alx.
Are you gonna replace David coulthard in 2005??
I'd like to see you in a formula 1 car with a heartrate over 230 and a permanent smile on your face...You know...Something like the Joker from Batman...or maybe Homer Simpson with his tongue hanging out....ya thats it...Get some video footage of that Mac...
Honestly though...How many Jobs are there where you can have that much fun and still call it a job...I guess theres always gynecology too but you need all these degrees and stuff for that...My favorite job would be a hooter firmness tester for Hooters restaraunt in the states...yep an actual inspector of hooters...You won't crash into a wall in this job..or run out of gas(I know i wouldn't)...and they would actually pay me to do it...along with a fresh supply of viagra for my other job..testing out hooters girls in the bedroom...yep and when she says she won't take anything less than 8 inches I will reply"I ain't folding it in half for anybody"...LOL
ok back to the subject at hand..racing..and hooters girls...ok racing..sheeesh...you see what you are missing alx..
In formula 1 you get to sit in a low car and stare at the number girls nice curves...I bet you don't get to do that now eh??....
p.s. I have no idea what p.s means but p.m.s i do know..thats why my foundation under house is made up of old exes....
carrera

Yo m8's
I've been thinking about this tire war thingy...
Michelin and bridgestone...firestone and goodyear...all big names..I think the next one will be mcdonaldstone tires..Think about that.They have money to burn on rubber.All the proceeds from their new Mckitten sandwich can fund the tire company end.They already know how to make rubber..Just eat one of their burgers and you will see...great compound for pavement I think..just get rid of the lettuce and tomato and bun and voila...ready for hungary...just need a whole bunch of them smeltered into a tire and Fernando Alonzo would be lapped and Micheal schumacher lapped twice for sure.The cool part is...you could eat the tire afterwards to avoid stewards from checking tire width...wouldn't that be cool...and for extra tread width in hungary the code word is...Supersize it...well over 295 mm of tread width for hungary...great now i'm hungry...I think I will go to the AandW instead...hey how about .....AlbertandWalterstone tires?
they are rich as well...oh and burgerstone tires (burger King)...it makes sense doesn't it....you get stoned...you eat a burger or 3...hense burgerstone tires....It would be a great watching burgerstone compete with michelinstone tires...ya..take that ferrari...and I can eat my tire afterwards if I'm hungry...man I think of everything...
oh ya Italy...well...My times in Italy are horrible due to the large amounts of thc and beer in my system.Trying to drive down 3 roads at once have caused me problems as I occasionally turn down the wrong road which leads to.....you guessed it....a dead end...
and trying to figure out which 100 sign to brake at ...welll...
needless to say ... I am writing because the Dwarf throw was delayed due to rain...so I am bored sorry ...
ok now I am bored and stoned...wellll...
M3 rocks ...yaaaaa.....
carrera(I wouldn't bury my avatar under the house..wuu huuu)

[Flow]

Ho Carrera, the only place he dont look drunk is on track! Hey, shure, we are Canadians!!! joking.

Im just suprised that he didnt said anything about britney in those post. Hummm! Maybe Britney was not born when he posted that

[CART Rulz]

Now THOSE were the good old days. My GOD I still remember F1 99-02, F1C, and the dwarf throw competitions... We would huck those little bastards real far... Then they'd tail on the cars and we'd come close to runnin over those little freaks... Anyway Carerra we gotta catch up and burn some rubber together, I'm gonna do my best to be around now so hopefully our paths will cross... Not literally though that would be bad...

See ya soon!

[carrera]

Hey Cart,
Yep those were the good old outspoken days...LOL...
I do remember very well the NAR Dwarf throwing competitions.We went trhough alot of dwarvwes in those years.
Midget rights activists unfortuanatley shut us down.Soemthing about dwarves being human too or soemthing like that.
Dwarves were meant to be thrown I say.A few broken bones a couple of teeth missing but all in good fun.
They had good A.I.G.Little people insurance and used to laugh at us and egg us on.Whos laughin now eh.....A.I.G pffffffft.
Bet they didn't see that comin...LOL...ahhh the good old days.Dutch power used to throw a mean dwarf.Not always on target but I am sure he threw them at the audience on purpose.AT least thats what the court papers say.
Yes Cart ...there really is a Santa Clause....oops wrong email...I mean yes cart we will run again and I will fly like the wind and you will flow like molasses....ok I have no idea what that means but it sounds real cool.
See you on the track sometime my friend.It will be like old times.
carrera

[dutch power]

O boy ive been so happy that we didnt had these damn dwarves all over the place here for the last couple of years. But someone just had to bring them back again it seems, well i guess i have to open the cage again and release some of my famous dwarves. Ofcoourse you all thought you had to be precise with them, well thats actualy not true at all. I prefer the clever dwarves lol, you just throw them anywhere you want and they do the trick. I suggest kaffe to have a look in his cockpit, perhaps he finds a old grumpy dwarve stuck between his pedals!!

Ive also released some special USA and Canadien dwarves, they have some trouble with overweight lol, yeah ofcourse thats a world wide problem probably related with those mcbrick stone tyres what you where talking about C,.. dont eat them!! Anyway suggest you guys from the other side of the pond to have a check in ur cockpits as well, i bed some of those USA and Canadien dwarves will be found with overweight hopefully you will be able to get them out the cockpit without having to cut them out lol I think it will save you a few seconds in speed slowpokes

Drago also lacks pace dramaticly, i per accidently threw a dwarve into his cockpit he probably didnt noticed. And shall i tell you something, it was a Italian dwarve, yup Italians and F1,.. doesnt combine so realy well and is granted for fiasco and funny moments you should watch the italian dwarve throw competetion o boy i hope youre stomach will survive that one. Last year i wasn't much around here and i was never able to threw some dwarves at the car from Fredrik, well as you all know he is so damned fast so i wouldnt be fast enough at all to get one in at his car.

Perhaps i should hire Ron McDwarve, he knows all about cheating i bet he knows a way to stop Avatar and Fredrik from being so fast. And shall i tell you something, i dont know who it was but there is another person in this league making use of the famous engine dwarves who killed my engine at China. I hope it was not you C, thought we would keep this secret secret lol,. now i just had to tell this guys,.. big relieve.

Gosh, now talking about this i do miss Sir smoke a bit and some of the old buddies.